Kayla - (proper noun) A self acclaimed writer / food enthusiast who does lots of old lady things like word searches and laughs at her own jokes. Funny on occasion and is very easily amused.

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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dashdrive:

if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge

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egberts:

when a slow download finally finishes

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onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

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1 week ago

iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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(via moistbottom)

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

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lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via arb-ustus)

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thatsonofamitch:

svveden:

when somebody jokes about your insecurities

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when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities

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fandomofthegames:

Whoever released those nudes of Jennifer Lawrence illegally, you are disgusting:

fandomofthegames:

Whoever released those nudes of Jennifer Lawrence illegally, you are disgusting:

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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