Kayla - (proper noun) A self acclaimed writer / food enthusiast who does lots of old lady things like word searches and laughs at her own jokes. Funny on occasion and is very easily amused.

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via hawkeye-avengers-pudding)

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9 hours ago

retiredjesus:

when someone really attractive in school looks at uimage

(via pagingme)

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9 hours ago

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via legalwifi)

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9 hours ago

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles, via legalwifi)

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9 hours ago

near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now

(via shouldnt)

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1 day ago

brookeeverdeen:

"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"

here is jennifer lawrence in 1995

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you know which girl i’m talking about 

(via plunged)

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1 day ago

dashdrive:

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

(via shouldnt)

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1 day ago

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

(via alpha-seme)

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1 day ago

bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

(via dumbpost)

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1 day ago

camom18:

Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

(Source: marcelozzz, via bootyexpress)

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1 day ago

clannyphantom:

"free shipping"

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"…on orders over $100"

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(via shouldnt)

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1 day ago
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