Kayla - (proper noun) A self acclaimed writer / food enthusiast who does lots of old lady things like word searches and laughs at her own jokes. Funny on occasion and is very easily amused.

surprises:

how to get over a crush

  • imagine them in a fedora
  • ur welcome

(via pagingme)

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michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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heteroh:

when you send a raunchy snapchat to the wrong person

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(via moistbottom)

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lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

(Source: fiberstark, via ruinedchildhood)

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methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(via plunged)

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chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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(via moistbottom)

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spoken-not-written:

renaroo123:

spoken-not-written:

I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED

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Jake that’s a pot…

You’re a pot.

(via joshpeck)

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the best moment in cinematic history

(Source: jamesfrancoco, via forward)

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squaremilk:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

every time i see this post its a different picture and every time i reblog it solely for the picture

^^^^^

(Source: buymyshirtshd, via carathea)

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awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

(Source: awkwardvagina, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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heart:

can we just take a moment for those that prefer the tumblr app instead of the computer

(via ruinedchildhood)

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