Kayla - (proper noun) A self acclaimed writer / food enthusiast who does lots of old lady things like word searches and laughs at her own jokes. Funny on occasion and is very easily amused.

jamesdayz:

zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

the paain

(Source: 7at1stroke, via forever)

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5 hours ago

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via dumbpost)

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5 hours ago

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via ifyoulaugh)

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5 hours ago

lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

(Source: black-quadrant, via phobias)

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smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

(via ruinedchildhood)

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charlesdutton:

i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool

(Source: imayhavebeenborn, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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5 hours ago

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator, via plunged)

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3 days ago

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

(Source: heleanorcalder, via plunged)

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4 days ago

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

(via moistbottom)

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4 days ago

reasons why babies are not needed

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

(Source: frankushington, via moistbottom)

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4 days ago

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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1 week ago

dutchster:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

(via pizza)

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1 week ago

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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1 week ago
queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:



shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:

image

shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

(Source: theamericankid, via isnt-love-worth-it)

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1 week ago
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